![]() ![]() ![]() “Full Frontal” must not translate well from Japanese. ![]() When I popped that disc in the little gray box and hit power on Christmas morning (fuck baby Jesus! I’ll go to church when he’s earned enough EXP to unlock his parasite powers!), I met Parasite Eve, and thus began a lifelong relationship with a game that would inspire me to piss off my high school teachers with endless questions about the motives and abilities of mitochondria and at least one major research paper on spontaneous human combustion. So when I finally gathered enough pop cans out of local garbages and exchanged the sticky, tobacco-ridden gold for a Playstation, I had to resort to begging for games for Christmas presents. Two, they now had virtually limitless room for bigger and better games. One, I had just blown my entire finances on an N64 and they had just rendered that purchase useless. Note: Gamersgate supporters would like to see less of this.īack in the late nineties when Squaresoft could do no wrong, they made a bold move by backing away from Nintendo in favor of Sony. ![]()
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